the chortle

The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

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chootbucket

n. (Pak. coll.) a superlative chootiya. A person so intensely choot-esque, they overshoot the chootiya bracket and land somewhere 3 miles outside it.

"X is a chootiya, but with alcohol in him he turns into a real chootbucket."

by WallsWasShakin May 28, 2008

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Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.

Ex:

Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.

Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?

Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.

by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010

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Choctaw Style Marchers

The Choctawhatchee High School band program has existed since 1952 and is a proud school tradition. The Choctawhatchee Band Program is nationally recognized as one of the finest and most comprehensive high school band programs in the nation. The Choctawhatchee High School band includes the Style Marchers, Symphonic Band, Concert Band, Jazz Band, Winter Percussion and Winter Guard.

Choctawhatchee bands consistently earn Superior ratings at the district and state levels, including multiple awards of the Otto J. Kraushaar Award for straight Superior ratings at all Florida marching and concert assessments throughout a single year. The Style Marchers are the Florida Marching Band Coalition Champions 5A Champions for 2004-2005, 2005-2006, 2007-2008, and were runners-up in 2006-2007. The Winter Percussion ensemble placed 4th in the WGI Scholastic World division in 2007 and 2008. The World Guard has been a finalist for many years in the WGI Scholastic World division.

Did you hear the Choctaw Style Marchers are going to China in 2012?

by Style Marchers biggest fan January 18, 2011

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chootadaansh

someone who is a loser and insignificant person.

derived form the Hindi words Chootad which means butt and Ansh means a very small piece. Someone whose significance is less than even a microscopic piece of butt

tu mere chootadaansh kay barabar bhi nahin hai

by california_desi September 10, 2018

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