celeste

a girl who smells like fish and has really greasy hair. she thinks every one likes her but everyone truly HATES her. she thinks shes cool but sucks at everything.

" Haha that girl is such a celeste "

by ohmygoddude October 09, 2011

celeste

absolutely beautiful, but has a fettish for indians. loves turkey.

are you going out with an indian? she must be a celeste.

by random aus girl (: August 30, 2008

Celeste

Pure definition of bitch.

OMG, she's such a bitch....she must be a Celeste.

by trolololo22 March 30, 2011

celeste

a fuck tart

wow have you seen that celeste?

by ashlee harrington April 04, 2011

celeste

Being fat,ugly, and looking like a man

Omg your such a celeste..You burn my eyes!

by Lily! June 06, 2006

celeste

a gorgeous porn star on the vivid label.

dayam that celeste is fine and keeps me jackin' like a fool

by celestefan April 09, 2007

Celeste

A Masturbation technique. The basic idea is that one is standing next to a wall and when the masturbator comes, the semen is sprayed onto the wall, eliminating the need to cleanup.

"Did you see what the kid upstairs did? He pulled a Celeste!"
"What a perv."

by TimothyP July 14, 2006