caterpillar carrier

someone who has a daft like moustache shaped like a caterpillar feeding from the bullshit that comes from his mouth

hahaha, look at his caterpillar carrier on his face, pay no attention to him, he's obviuosly a retard

by horsearse July 18, 2009

indian caterpillar

the unibrow on an indian person

hey ahmer has a cool indian caterpillar

by ghengis swan November 1, 2014

Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.

Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.

by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019

Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private

K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done

by TC_333 June 19, 2019

Caterpillar Kiss

A caterpillar kiss should be defined as a man and a woman rubbing their chins together and kissing. Get it, cuz the circle of life.

Babe, you’re looking very hairy. Give me a caterpillar kiss to see if it’s time for a shave.

by D!ckface May 15, 2023

indian caterpillar

the unibrow on an indian person

hey ahmer has a cool indian caterpillar

by ghengis swan November 1, 2014

dirty caterpillar

A man takes a shit, and freezes it. Then while in foreplay, pretends it is a caterpiller and wiggles it up his girlfriend/boyfriends rectum.

Ohhh, here comes the Dirty Caterpillar!!

by Cf200392 June 12, 2017