New Castrati

Generally speaking, a young (20s) white male who weighs about a buck fifty soak and wet, has a shrill, squeaky girlie voice, and expouses liberal/progressive positions that his liberal professors taught him in college. When confronted with facts or opinions that are contrary to his beliefs, rather than presenting a cogent opposing point of view, he will call you names like "right-winger", "wingnut", fascist and of course his golden oldie "racist". He will accuse you of being brainwashed by Fox News, (or "Faux News" as he refers to it) and various other non-liberal media outlets that he despises. He has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservative women such as Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell and will spent an inordinate amount of time trying to convince you that these women are dumb and inexperienced.

When I told this New Castrati guy that man-made global warming was a hoax, he told me to stop watching Fake (Fox) News, got up and stormed out the door.

by BigTed1203 December 15, 2010

Capstraction

Emotionally easy, bland, abstract art that capitalists buy to hang on their walls, most commonly seen in hotels and dentist offices.

Despite their large size, I didn't even notice the five new capstraction pieces in my office. Apparently they've been there for a month now.

by David Aaron Smith December 19, 2014

catuation

A "situation" for which the reason is a cat.

I was late to work because of a catuation at home.

by Artanicus December 4, 2018

centration

LootboxTV’s way of describing how centered a pokémon card is.

“centration looks perfect! Uh Urban Dictionary, please nominate centration for uhhhhh”

“You know you can do that yourself? oh you can? “

by cb7apache January 22, 2021

New Castrati

A liberal man who whines in a feminine pitch about the woes of the politcal left

The smog isn't that bad, quit sounding New Castrati ...

by illithid29 November 18, 2010

castrating bitch

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton has no experience, no true conscience, an incredible security risk of a husband, just enough intelligence to be dangerous, and is the very definition of a castrating bitch.

by DBaltimore February 17, 2007

catstration

The emasculating effect that occurs when a man cares for a large number of cats.

Doug has not fucked bitches nor has he gotten money since he adopted that new siamese. He is clearly a victim of catstration

by Gilgamesh55 February 25, 2009