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Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)
John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place
by The Handmade Hero July 19, 2021
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social castration

the methodical removal of dissent and masculinity from public discourse via feminine-based terms of service (anti-hate speech guidelines) and feminine policy (diversity, equity, inclusion), enacted by other users
When women call me an incel for saying women would rather date a good looking guy instead of an ugly guy, this is social castration.
by saintsundere August 31, 2024
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Castration

You had better not have cut your fucking weiners of you assholes! I swear to fucking God I will kill the absolute shit out of you!
Hym "No, fuck you if you did a fucking castration to spite me I swear to fucking God I'm making robot dicks. That's my next fucking endeavor. 'Robot dicks for idiots' I'm calling it. If you cocksuckers did that I swear.... Rrrmmm. You motherfuckers. I am going to be pissed. You need to use your fucking shit-head right."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?
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