buttfuck tattoo

An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tattoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.
My mom is the talk of the trailer park after she received her buttfuck tattoo.
by DoDad May 28, 2006
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buttfucking cockslut

A snazzier way of calling somebody a loser. It will leave them stunned and unable to speak for 15-20 minutes.
Tonya: "Lester, you're a buttfucking cockslut!"

Lester: :(
by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005
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Buttfuck Idaho

Another way of saying "Middle Of Nowhere", generally implying a negative tone, and the Idaho reference because the state is seen as boring. Often used if some one lives in a boring area or they got lost going somewhere.
Ex 1

Guy 1: Dude, where are you? You're late
Guy 2: I took and wrong turn and ended up in Buttfuck Idaho

Ex 2

Girl 1: So you got anyplans for the weekend?
Girl 2: No, I live in Buttfuck Idaho
by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007
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phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.
"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."
by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009
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Buttfuck AM

When you wake up earlier than anyone else in your time zone
I had to wake up at buttfuck AM for rowing practice
by Markynark May 11, 2019
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buttfuck lane

A secluded street that has no lighting whatsoever.
Dude, I know where you are! You're over there in buttfuck lane!
by xHugs January 1, 2016
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