Cum Buster

The first piss you take after masturbating. This often results in a spray of piss coming out of your dick.

Guy 1: Dude! Why is there piss all over the wall?!

Guy 2: Hey man, I couldn't help it- it was a cum buster.

Guy 1: OK then.

by mrpopo123 October 3, 2010

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

Bunkerbitch

A president who seeks to hide from his own protesters.

Yesterday President Bunkerbitch sought to hide from his own right-wing protesters.

by dirtb June 2, 2020

spliff bunker

an enclosed area within a room usually made in he same fasion as a child's pillow "fortress". used to smoke pot in. made famous by Joe Strummer

Joe's been in the spliff bunker all day writing, wonder if he's got anything good down.

by adamramone October 3, 2007

bunkersnoodledoo

A bunkersnoodledoo is a place where it feels really cozy.

A bunkersnoodledoo is usually a place that is safe or somewhere where you feel comfortable.

Chris: dude get in the bunkersnoodledoo, the zombies are about to kill us!

Sam: ok, im almost there.

by Word Dealer 121 June 6, 2009

Bunker Material

A highly skilled and multifaceted woman who is so intelligent, she is deemed worthy of being your apocalyptic bunker partner.

That Alma chick has two Master degrees and a bunch of stock investments, she’s bunker material!

My girlfriend did my Ochem homework, cooked, and played video games with me - bunker material!!!

by SliceMaster69 March 17, 2020

chunk bunker

A small hole dug in the ground to bury turds in, for when you can't find the john. Digging one of these "bunkers" is called Chunk Bunkering.

"If you go camping, remember to bring a little shovel so you can dig some "chunk bunkers" if you need to drop a dookie. Make sure you bury it though, or people might get pissed."

by rockstarchris June 21, 2007