Burt Bacharach

The Man. Plays Piano and Sings. Best Known for his songwriting.

Josh:The most sexiest and coolest guy on the planet is Burt Bacharach.

by Josh Duplisea July 29, 2006

Tim Burton Collective

A website dedicated to filmmaker Tim Burton. Contains one of the strangest message boards ever.

The denizens of the Tim Burton Collective MSG board are an eccentric bunch.

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

burtles

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks

The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.

by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008

Burly Shirley

A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster

Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!

by Joe from Carajoland June 17, 2012

Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.

Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"

by Lolich April 21, 2009

Burtonesque

Adj. Anything pertaining or resembling Tim Burton or one of his films. A general feeling of mystical and somewhat dark wonderfulness.

A neighborhood of similar houses with similar scheduled tasks (as in Edward Scissorhands) Having no hair and special powers (like Powder) Singing about Holidays at inappropriate times (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Basically anything reminding you of a situation that would have been in a Tim Burton film is Burtonesque

by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014

Burt Hurt

What Elly is getting right now in 2020

I’m only kidding don’t get Burt hurt.

by Bmorel13 March 19, 2019