turd burgler

A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.

Where the hell did you get that shit? Are you some kind of Turd Burgler?

by Huey Tank July 5, 2016

Curd burgler

Eating a girl out who has a yeast infection

Hey billy did you curd burgler here last night?

by Curdgirl March 20, 2017

Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.

Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

Red Sox Cum Burper

A New York Yankee hating Red Sox fan who eats so much cock the he/she regularly burps male ejaculate.

Text Usage:

Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."

The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."

Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."

The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"

The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."

by Derek J. July 9, 2004

turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 3, 2004

taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.

by deedeeda July 24, 2006

burler

Someone that consumes at a very fast rate. Similar to that of a goat, or a pigeon.

Kelly Karpala is a crap burler

by Huff May 27, 2004