Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.

Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.

by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018

bronchitis

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

by Luclear September 16, 2012

michelle branch

An awesome singer/songwriter/musician.
Not a poser like Lindsay Lohan.

The complete oppisite of Lindsay Lohan

by Michelle Luver February 21, 2005

tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.

I tree branched that bitch last night.

by BlingBling June 7, 2005

Spring Branch, TX

An area approximately 30 minutes North of San Antonio where shit goes down. Not too many people know about the place, but it's diverse as shit. You got your ghetto, but then you got your athletes, jocks, rednecks, kickers, and everyone else in-between, especially the hot white girls. A lot of the white people are tight, especially the white basketball players. They the typical white boys, but they got just enough ghetto in them to be whats up.

That white boy can hoop, too bad he played at Smithson Valley in Spring Branch, TX where it all about football

by iLiKEiTWENUCALLMEBiGDADDY December 16, 2009

Guilty Bronco

While your partner is riding in reverse cowgirl position, the partner being ridden surreptitiously sneaks their thumb into the riding partners butt. When they turn around in surprise, the partner being ridden puts his hands up and says "Guilty!"

Susan, "Did you just stick your thumb in my ass?!!!"
Josh, "Guilty!"

Later...Josh to his friends," I actually did it, I gave Susan the Guilty Bronco!"

by GuiltyBronco June 26, 2012

north branch

a quaint little drinking town with a major farming problem

butt fuck nowhere, north branch, michigan

by nut bush May 24, 2009