Brown Eye of the Storm

When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.

I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.

by winniebegoandthedego September 08, 2010

Sultan of Brown Eye

A man obsessed with assholes, and everything about them from poop to benoit balls to anal sex.

Man, that Sultan of Brown Eye is a sick fuck. After enjoying a Cleveland Steamer, he gave her a rim job, shoved some benoit balls up her ass, and afterward they had anal sex. She finished him off by giving him a Rusty Trombone.

by sportznut3081 December 17, 2010

Brown Eye

It's a literal asshole.

Kim Kardashians brown eye has reached a record width of 4 inches. Congratulations?

by onlymadethisforonedefinition January 24, 2017

ole brown eye

it that anus! yeah! its brown, when poop comes out!

"i kicked him in his brown eye, and ruined my shoe."

by tlm October 19, 2003

Brown Eye

Butthole

fuck her in the brown eye make no baby

by Mc Cabe June 06, 2009

Teary brown eye

Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.

"That turd was so heavy, it gave me a teary brown eye."

by The Joe 82 July 02, 2006

brown eye

When a person moon's someone and they spread their cheeks apart

a guy brown eyed a guy down the street

by Browny Brown-eye April 24, 2017