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Bronze Wings

Bronze Wings are awarded to those who have taken a shit through someone elses legs.
This generally involves sitting on someones legs while they are on the toilet and you do your business through their legs.
"Hey, Sarah wouldnt move off the tiolet last night..so i sat on her legs and took a shit through them!"
"wow thats cool, you've earned your bronze wings! wear them with pride!"
by Climinto May 9, 2008
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Road to bronze

An extremely difficult process in which you challenge yourself mentally and physically as you journey to the lowest rank of a game. This challenge is not for the weak insure that you are an experienced gamer and ready to travel into the darkest depths of competitive gameplay.
Riley killed himself because the road to bronze was to challenging.
by Dildoshaggens September 1, 2021
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Bronze Miner

Ingram: Luis is a bronze miner
Luis: I heard that!!!
by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 23, 2021
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bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.
I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.
by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019
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Brent Bronze

an ancient greek deity that was known as the demi god of war, being son of Kratos. his name comes from the bronze that the greece used in war.
Guy 1: *prays to Brent Bronze*

Guy 2: dang he sure is from greece
by dewb May 7, 2018
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Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).
"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014
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Bronze 1

Do these people even exist?
I don't think so.

Anyways, it's the lowest rank in rocket league. Sometimes rarer than SSL.
Person 1: What rank are you?
Person 2: Gold 3
Person 1: I am Bronze 1
Person 2: you people exist?
Person 3: this can't be possible, a bronze 1?
Person 4: *playing rocket league 1s*
Person 5: Bronze 1? You're lying.
Person 1: Nope.
Person 6: BRONZE 1? holy...
Person 7: can you even jump?
Person 8: i've never seen a bronze 1 before this moment.
Person 9: where am i? anyways, bronze 1? that's crazy low
Person 10: b̵̛̭r ̬̠̾̕o ̘̲̹̈́n ͙͇̹͌̈́̌z̴̭͊̆̀e ̖̀ ̬̉̈́́1 ͓̪̌ ͎̐͠i ̫̝̏̍̀s ͙̟̥̆͘ ̴͍̳̂͋̀r̵̞̥̀͊̀ͅi̶̟̤̮̽͋d ̞͈͎̎͂̅ỉ̴̯͜ͅc ͚͇̏̎̊ũ̴͕l̴͉̅o ̰̍͗̒ű̵̢͖͉̀s̶͍̊
by CocotheLoco1 November 8, 2022
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