Bromander in Chief

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009

bojanglin' (der. of bojangle)

To fake; To front; To waste ones time; To be late

Hurry up man, stop bojanglin'

by Jewel September 26, 2003

tatty bojangle

A euphemism for boob. First used by Russel Howard on the UK television show, Mock the Week.

"That girl has some lovely tatty bojangles."

"I would like to feel your tatty bojangles."

by Esinsiefil September 20, 2009

Bromance

A close relationship between two or more males without any sexual contact...not to be confused with been gay

Dude: Why are you always hanging with the guy, are you two gay?
Other Dude: Screw you, its just bromance

by KobieLodie August 26, 2010

Bromance

A relationship between two guys that is so strong that they do everything together. They can finish each others sentences and know what the other is thinking, nothing is kept secret. They are basically the same person. Although they may seem like a gay couple they aren't. They both like girls and do not mind sharing each others girlfriends with each other. Most guys in a bromance do not mind seeing each other naked and plan on sharing girlfriends in hot steamy foursomes. They also have a best friend handshake with a green shirt. Bromances start in high school (usually senior year on the tennis courts) and last for the rest of their lives. Nothing can stop a bromance and once one happens it is irreversible. The phrase "bromance no matter what life has to throw at them" applies and everyone knows that they are awesome. Bromance before Romance.

Robby and Zach are best friends, some may say they have a bromance

by ericrushton47 May 17, 2011

bitch bojangles

1. A name for when a friend or a sibling act like a total and utter bitch and you just have to call them out on it.

2. Someone with little or no testicles

"Tell Tony to stop being Bitch Bojangles and go to the bar!"

by M May 27, 2006

bojangles

another word for your nuts

man that girl kicked me right in the bojangles

by greg dowse October 3, 2006