Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.

1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."

by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011

BROCLAN

A group of people who call each other Bro and then make a clan. Members of the BROCLAN will be given an immediate bro name.

"Hey Broseph? How many members are in the BROCLAN right now?", said Broski.

by qwertybae January 21, 2015

Brocation

When the bros get together and get blackout drunk and do hoodrat shit.

Hey boss im goin on brocation tonight not gonna make it in tomorrow.

by Pinchiegringo July 4, 2017

Brocrastination

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms

I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.

by prisonfister December 7, 2017

browse the brochure

looking through the options to see if it’s time to take the easy way out; deciding whether or not to Kermit

This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times.

“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”

by carbonmonoxide January 9, 2023

brochelor

A hybrid of the words "bro" and "bachelor."

Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.

Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!

Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!

Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?

Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.

by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011

Brocabulary

The type of language a male, generally from 16-30, would use around other male friends of similar values as opposed to when in a formal setting or around older adults.

Jon used his brocabulary when around his friends, but around his ultra-conservative parents, he refrained from cuss words and inappropriate subjects.

by coogsfortierone October 13, 2009