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brocaine

The methanphedimine drug that produces high concentrations of flow. Popular in surf towns or lacrosse tournaments. Highly addictive.
David took some brocaine at a party and was immediately hooked. He traded in his boy scouts uniform and baseball glove for a surfboard and lacrosse stick.
by travlax April 24, 2009
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Brocade Buddies

Friends who love to do qigong together. Especially the baduanjin, which in Chineese means '8 Silky Brocades'. This is one of the most wonderful qigong stretches and Hec Hanley and Beatrice Middleton often do it together. Brocade buddies often do qigong for hours, never stopping to speak. So if you love the healing martial arts, get a bunch a of your Brocade Buddies together and do the 8 Silky Brocades. You will feel silky!
Bryant: Hey Hec, let's do some qigong! After all, we are Brocade Buddies.

Hec: You got that right. The baduanjin, the 8 Silky Stretches. (he starts doing them)

Bryant: Easy now, you don't want too much fire. This is meant to heal, not hurt.

Hec: Yes. (he does Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Hawk) Now, that felt good. This is crazy fun!

Bryant: Now, let's do Angry Gaze. (he squats into the horse stance and punches at Hec's stomach) There, think Angry Tiger!

Hec: Good one, my poor heart! These brocades really work. Hooooooooooo (the heart healing sound).

Bryant: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

Hec: Its okay. Now, those are great exercises, huh? But now I need a Hanley Freeze. You want one?

Bryant: Sure! How about a chi massage, too? That'll perk you up.

Hec: (starts rubbing on Bryant) Easy now. We're Brocade Buddies! Now, this is going to be good. Don't hurt yourself.

Bryant: Xie xie! (means 'thank you' in Chineese) That was one great workout. I feel silky now! Brocade Buddies forever! High wu! ('five', in Chineese)
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 21, 2011
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Brocal

1. A combination of the words Bro and Decal

2. An adhesive label or decal of a brand, label or company; commonly associated with extreme sports and young white males:
Chip used the distinctive brocal on his snowboard to help identify himself at the lodge.
by Billy and Jess December 30, 2008
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Brocation

An area where bros like to hang out or can be found. Areas may include sports bars or the gym.
Hey where is bobby? He is at Taco Mac. Why is he there? Its a quintessential brocation.
by BigDAWG26 October 21, 2010
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brocabulary

the vocabulay that your brother uses
your bro has a weird brocabulary
by none December 2, 2003
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brocard

a bath of shit and cum. usually while wearing assless chaps.
Jamie loves to take brocards with his parents.

Man, that brocard was quite refreshing.
by zack dusty September 25, 2006
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Brocabulary

The common brocabulary to bros of the bro culture.
There is a UV of Brolumbia where required classes include brocabulary and broology. They offer brolarships to bros who can’t brofford the broition.

Some common phrases are broski, brotato chip and bronanna peel but the more complex language of bro include Hans brolo, brohemian rahpsody, micbroave, broaster and many more.
by Anna la ratta May 28, 2018
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