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britney spears 

1. She's a has been pop princess who can't sing. She's heading to her mid 20s, bloated and pregnant. Who's going to buy her CDs when she can't show as much skin because it's saggy and full of stretch marks. Hope you've saved up your money honey because you're over the hill now.

2. Moron!
2. I sell CDs because of my hot looks so at the height of my career, I get knocked up by some hillbilly hustler who'll take my money and use me up! I'm a moron!!!

Britney Spears 

An ignorat no talent slut with big plastic titties.
Britney Spears by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

britney spears 

a chav who has no style and wares trkies when she has no intention of do sport and she also copies christina aguilera's style but she does make nice perfume!
just look in your mags
britney spears by xerox March 26, 2005

britney spears 

someone who wears very little clothing for attention. possibly someone who might also wear their undergarments OVER thier pants.
Dude, look at that britney spears over there! her lack of clothing has sure caught my attention; and now i'd like to get in her pants.
britney spears by SD2176 March 19, 2004

Britney Spears 

The slut who lost her virginity to Justin Timberlake, kissed Madonna AND Colin Farrell (grr...) and makes a bunch of crappy songs that they play over and over on the radio.
"Why, hello Britney! What was it like french-kissing Madonna? What? You french-kissed Colin Farrell, too? You dirty bitch!"

Britney Spears 

She's a plastic barbie that has no talent and no morals. In fact, I almost feel a little sorry for her. Wait, no I don't.
She was put together at birth by MATEL.
Britney Spears by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004