She may seem like your friend at first but believe me shell betray you and act like she doesn't know you. She is the fakest person you will meet.
by unicornbeliver July 27, 2017
Utterly useless bag of butter shit. Can’t do anything right because she’s the definition of retarded and has a tuna canoe that smells like all the tuna have been sitting in the hot sun dead stewing in ball sweat for three days. Her breath smells no better. Fakes injuries for attention because she is unable to get people to notice her for positive reasons because there is noting good about the heap of used up whoredom that is Brenda.
by Myah Tooru March 15, 2018
A name for a girl trying desperately hard to be ghetto fabulous, or gangster. Her activities usually include getting white boy wasted with a $10 jug of vodka or jagermeister, if she can pony up the doeski. She's typically a high school drop out and is lucky if she gets her GED. She spends most of her time unemployed or at dead end jobs. Her only long term goals are being able to get dat green everyday and eventually ending up on welfare. She speaks in nothing but ebonics, and finds it extremely challenging to hold a normal conversation without using words like yo, crib, G, or profanities. She's usually a slut, having sex with pretty much anyone who wants her. This is the type of girl you will want to hit and quit, but never bring home to meet mom.
Girl 1 at bar : "That muhfucker was in my crib furred as shit and i told him he better have dat green or he needed to dip!"
Girl 2 at bar : "He just thought he'd roll up without bring the kush? That's some bullshit ass shit girl"
Guy at bar to friend : "Dude, there's only Brendas at this bar. Let's get the hell out of here."
Girl 2 at bar : "He just thought he'd roll up without bring the kush? That's some bullshit ass shit girl"
Guy at bar to friend : "Dude, there's only Brendas at this bar. Let's get the hell out of here."
by Hulk1203 August 05, 2012
by Chickenffrriedrice August 03, 2020
A ghetto short Latina. She is most often impatient and aggressive so you must proceed with caution or you will be assaulted. Beware if you compliment her pride will come out as a scary leprechaun which she may be mistaken for at times.
by EL BURRO TONTO July 16, 2019
Brenda is Brandon’s night time personality (usually starts around 7pm). Although a little retarded u will have so much fun with Brenda. She will twerk like no other and search up gai porn on your computer. Brenda’s also are extremely into anal so don’t go ANYWHERE near their asses.
“Yo who is that hot piece of salami over there?”
“Oh? That guy dressed in yoga pants? That’s Brenda she’s kinda retarded so be careful!”
“Oh? That guy dressed in yoga pants? That’s Brenda she’s kinda retarded so be careful!”
by ILLUMIKITTY December 04, 2019
Brenda sit the fuck down you monkey.
by KalebP!23 November 28, 2017