Beetising Off

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Ludwig van Beethoven

One of the world's greatest composers. He was born in Bonn on the 16th of December, 1770. He lived his first few year in Germany then he went to Vienna, Austria. Where he learned music with the brilliant musicians Mozart and Hyden. He was a real brilliant student that astonished his teachers. He died in March, 1827. He left his music and his love letter to the "Immortal Beloved".

Ludwig van Beethoven has many great works such as the 3rd sympony "Eroica", 5th symphony "Fate Knockning on the Door", and his 9th symphony "Ode to Joy". Also he has many great piano works, he was known for his passionate music that led to the start of the Romatic Era. Works such as "Fur Elise", "Moonlight Sonata", and "Pathetique".

by Omar Ismail February 7, 2008

beetch

It is misspell of bitch. More ee's the better.

"oh no j00 feckin beeeeetch !"

by sf May 20, 2004

Giant Ambush Beetle

When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.

*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*

Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(

by Megan Fox! June 21, 2009

Beethoven slap

When a person goes behind someone and slaps both their ears at the same time with their hands

Beethoven was slap by his father when he did something wrong on the piano thus called the Beethoven slap

by Stefano & Andre October 25, 2005

Beetle Adventure Racing

One of the best racing games for the Nintendo 64. Sure, the system didn't have many good ones, but this would have been good on any console. You race around with the new Beetle model on kickass racetracks. So many shortcuts to take, and tons of glitches to mess around with such as spinning your car out of Mount Mayhem. Multiplayer was good too.

Now that I have the Police Beetle, I can stop the AI cars and smash them when I hit them. The Alien Beetle looks the coolest though. Damn, Beetle Adventure Racing is so rad.

by etaN retsaM March 28, 2008

Green Beret

Really Bad Ass Soldiers that specialize in Airborne, covert operations. They Can be Engineers, Doctors, Communicatize and of course Infantryman! Don't mess with any of them! They can kill you with a sticky Note. They can take on entire Armies with just one Squad consisting of 12 guys. When they Get Angry they ram their heads into on coming traffic to calm down.

Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret

Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Trained to live off nature's land
Trained in combat, hand-to-hand
Men who fight by night and day
Courage peak from the Green Berets

by SSg. Barry Sadler September 6, 2009