Emojinal Breakdown

An emojinal breakdown occurs when a participant in a conversation uses an emoji totally unsuited or inappropriate to the discussion at hand. Usually would involve contrasting emotions and makes the author of the message appear like a total dick.

Dude 1: holy crap did you hear about the massacre at the school last week? 14 people dead! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dude 2: Dude seriously what the fuck?! You are LAUGHING about that?

Dude 1: Oh uhm. Was supposed to be the sad emoji. Sorry man. Was having an emojinal breakdown

by laserswordofdeath +3 November 4, 2017

Marvel Breakdown

When an MCU fan has a breakdown over the latest movie release.

Symptoms include:
-Seclusion
-Hysterical crying
-Rambling about the movie
-Further obsession with Marvel

"When Peter Parker died in Infinity War I had a Marvel Breakdown"

by sGWen October 4, 2018

Walmart Breakdown

A breakdown in a song so good that you could trash/destroy a Walmart to it.

Dude, did you here that Walmart Breakdown in that Tallah song?! So sick!

by DeathArsenal November 9, 2018

Respondus breakdown

When you're forced to do an exam on a webcam so you have to hide the fact you don't know anything and are freaking out inside

Tyler: how'd James do on the test last week?
Rachel: he said he had a respondus breakdown and hasn't come out his room since

by Thefamilydisappointment April 1, 2021

Bridget Jones Breakdown

When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .

Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.

I had a major Bridget Jones Breakdown last night , I had at least 4 bottles.

by Whitewomensyndrone April 24, 2016

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown

Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night

by HighlandCows August 4, 2021

messenger breakdown

The type of breakdown the consists of random "machine gun" fire guitar bursts that are accompanied by a double bass drum and bass guitar for a deep and heavy effect. This type of breakdown is usually found in types of metalcore/hardcore music. The August Burns Red album "Messengers" relies on these breakdowns very heavily, hence the name "messenger breakdown". These breakdowns usually cause the crowd to either headbang in one fluid motion, or spawn huge mosh pits.

"The new August Burns Red album doesn't have that many messenger breakdowns in it"
"The breakdown at the end of Symphony in Peril's "Stilletto" is epic, but it's no messenger breakdown"
"All hardcore music should have at least one messenger breakdown to be considered moshpit ready"
August Burns Red's "Up Against the Ropes" 0:35-1:02 is just one example.

by Not Our Tomorrow August 13, 2009