new brand

A replacement for a bf or gf.

Boy, I found you a new brand to take your mind off that last girl you's with.

by Kooman October 18, 2017

your brand new obsession

<3 luv u jake <333

do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession

by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018

what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 13, 2017