Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020

baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.

That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.

by Not Bruce February 3, 2021

bafflecry

v. a technique used to distract or delay someone that is looking for another, esp when they are intending to do harm.

He was going after my brother so I let out a bafflecry and sent him in the other direction.

by cheekydre October 10, 2021

bafflesocks

Sweet fanpage on Norris Nuts
Has over 300 followers on tiktok
Loves her fans/fanpages
Appreciates every follower

Without bafflesocks i would have never believed in myself

by Bafflesocks December 4, 2021

baffledork

When your friend takes a pic of you and you don’t want them to and ur angry so you call them a baffledork

Stop it you fricking baffledork

by The official baffledork February 14, 2022

Baffled Angry Gremlin

A Baffled Angry Gremlin or BAG is someone who is part of a very small culture (BAG) a part of said culture is a "BAG-name" which could be based of a person's name, things they enjoy, something that would normally offend them but doesn't or it could be entirely Random some examples could be;
Terrain for someone who is called Terran or another name Terrain related they could also just be interested in climbing, seagull could be someone who likes seabirds or beaches or it could be random so your BAG-name could be anything but there's a couple limitations; it cannot be Sex related or offensive to the person in question

And the other part of BAG culture is silliness

"Is there anything that represents BAGs?" yes! The colour green in any form can represent BAGs

I am a BAG I am a Baffled Angry Gremlin

I am BAG

by Jimjamjomjumjymjem July 20, 2022

bafflegasted

A word used when ur so surprised you need to be baffled and flabbergasted at the same time!

WOAH THATS CRAZY IM BAFFLEGASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by anonymous March 7, 2023