Brad

The most selfish, brick-headed prick ever to walk this broken earth. He is almost always a dickheaded douchebag. 9 out of 10 times you meet a Brad he will say something along the lines of "Yoo, bruh, listen to my new mixtape. That shiz is supreme level fire."

You can usually smell a Brad before you see him, because of the Axe body spray he bathes in on a daily basis.

Stay away from Brads at all costs, they will completely wreck havoc on your social and personal life.

Lady 1: Oh my god, I met this really douchey guy the other day...
Lady 2: Hol up, is his name Brad?
Lady 1: Yeah!!

by Anon Y. Mous. December 16, 2017

Brad

conscientious

"He thinks he is so Brad."

"If the world was a little more Brad, it would be a better place."

Bumper Sticker: My kid was voted Most Brad.

by MoodyGirl24 February 18, 2010

Brad

Every single lacrosse player that one will ever meet.

"I have got a problem with you because you don''t know me. My name's Brad and I play lacrosse."

by shankpa November 14, 2009

Brad

A kid who has a very small dick. Often described as miniscule. He even admit it was small that one time on the stairs. He tries to play it off but we all know its true. He may just be gay but we dont know just yet.

You see brad last night he was with that guy from the gas station.

by KILLPIX248 March 29, 2015

Brad

a super small penis, that's also fat.

"Holy shit you have a brad !!!"

by Pencccccccil August 20, 2011

Brad

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

Despacito the movie starring Kevin James and Michael Meyers where they drive Brad

by Sir Gay of BonerLand July 17, 2018

Brad

noun. Someone who doesn’t make sense when he/she is texting and never corrects themselves

verb. The act of texting incoherently

(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it

Jerome: Hey coaches our in LA he says with a friends of his. Long story

Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.

Jerome is such a Brad!

by Millarga January 26, 2019