Being a boyfriend is like being a
dog. You follow your master around, doing what she asks, when she asks, and in return, you receive
love and affection. Even when she lets you
go, you remain loyal, at least for a while, because being her puppy is a thousand times better than being a stray.
Guy 1: can john hang out?
Guy 2: no, he just became stacu's boyfriend
Guy 1: again, didn't they
break up?
Guy 2: yeah, but you know john, loyal as a puppy