Botch

a femail toitle.

someone who treats another person badly

Gina is such a botch to ALi.

by ginahan April 26, 2011

Botchery

When you and ya homie take that nice girl Alice back to your place and you fuck her at the same time

Guy 1: Ay man Alice is coming thru
Guy 2: Is it a BOTCHERY TING?
Guy 1: IT'S A BOTCHERY TING BOYS
Alice: what

by theBOTCHERY June 11, 2018

bottcher

1. person(s) belonging to a specific blood line in which tendencies for clumsiness are very strong. they are usually have giant feet - which aid the clumsiness. very difficult to wake up, even with very loud noises.

2. to pull a "bottcher" or act like a "bottcher" is to trip over stuff, run into stuff, etc. possibly causing personal injury. also, saying or doing something obviously retarded, but funny-retarded.

example 1-

Guy 1: <runs into closed sliding glass door, thinking it is open, and getting a bloody nose from it>

Guy 2: haha you're such a bottcher

example 2-

Girl 1: So you're from Australia? Was it hard to learn English?

Everyone Else: haha!

Girl 1: <thinking- 'i really bottched that one up'>

by tbtbtb July 5, 2008

Shiny Botch

An annoying group of pretend friends from the May 2011 BB; mean, wanna-be botches who enjoy creating drama, stirring drama, talking in annoying text speak and posting annoying LOLcatz. They think they are above everyone else, but are really truly just annoying and wanna-be Botchy Notch Groupies.

LOOSING, duh.

I heard that girl is a shiny botch! Really? I guess I'll have to prepare to have my eyes bleed because their posts are annoying and pathetic.

by non shiny notch August 21, 2011

Botch

From The X Files. A bunch of Russian dudes who cut off your arm and leave you in agonizing pain but damn you get a cool prosthetic and a very cool metal tea bag.

What the fuck are you doing to me? Holy fucking shit! You sons of bitches butchered me! Ah what the fuck is wrong with my arm?!? Holy fucking shit! You fucking dizzy botch! What the fuck is my family gonna think of me now?!? Ahh, fuck!!!

by Field_Trish March 4, 2009

botched abortion

meaning that your mother tried to have an abortion to get rid of you, but it didnt work (it was botched) and now you are screwed up and your mom didnt even want you in the first place.

that asshole must have been a botched abortion

by Lydia123456789 February 10, 2007

botch

a word to put in the place of "bitch"

Jake cormtitty stop licking your third titty! you botch!

by Andy+ken February 9, 2005