crank booger

A large nose nugget made especially hard and sharp from particularly trashy crank or meth, and sometimes, teh cola, usually from being stepped on by a Frankenstein. Crank boogers can be very difficult to dislodge in total, making one work for it like a miner, and making one to exclaim when caught at the herculean chore, "Goddamn crank booger!" so as to raise sympathy for the dirty nose picker.

First guy, "Damn dude, are you diggin' for gold up there?"

Second guy, "Goddamn crank booger!"

First guy, "Ahhh, dude..."

by ColoradoRick67 April 1, 2011

Booger Wall

An diverse collection of dried mucus from the human nose assorted and affixed to an vertical wall.

Shontrice: What's all that stuff on your wall over there? Asbestos?

Chip: No, it's my booger wall. It contains my nasal materials from the last 16 months. Beautiful isn't it?

by The Bunion March 18, 2011

Booger Butt

A "Booger Butt" is someone who is mischievous or misbehaves, nut not with evil intentions. Usually said of a small child, but can also be said of anyone who behaves like a small child. Also "boogerbutt".

Johnnie snuck into the cookies again. He's such a little booger butt.

by Jack the Dejackifier August 9, 2021

cum booger

when a females pubic hairs gets load of semen on them and they pass out and wake up the next day to have dried crusty cum stuck to their hair

She needed a scrub brush to get the cum boogers i left on last night.

by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

booger

an accumullation of human mucus, usually reffered to as one when it has been removed from the cavity of the nose

small child picks nose. removes a mass of green substance

by Urban Dictionary September 15, 2003

booger drag

adj. Term used in the deep South; a lazy form of drag practiced by men and women resulting in ill fitting garb, sexually confused makeovers and various other twisted results; often practiced in combination with the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

That drag queen started by doing booger drag events

by Kat of Zion August 18, 2007

Dick Booger

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017