Blortz

A lousy ending.
Huge drag.
Major bummer.
Bad idea.

Falling and breaking your leg is a Blortz.
What a Blortz about your car breaking down.
Having to be at work starting at 3 am is a huge Blortz

by James I. Stevenson September 19, 2008

Blorange

A species of school girl who is frequently late to lessons because she is re-applying her orange makeup and brushing her bleached blonde hair.

“I’d use the other loo if I was you, this ones full of blorange’s”

by Shreksky October 30, 2019

Blorp

The sound made by a marble falling into a glass of milk.

He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*

by iGeek July 22, 2009

blorp

First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.

Consider the following dialogue:

Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"

*Blorp*

Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"

by baby jane January 9, 2008

blorft

To be unfunctionally overwhelmed but to attempt nonetheless to carry on as if everything is normal and to react to the stress of the situation with the listlessness of someone trapped in a vegitative state.

A word coined by Tina Fey in Bossypants.

I was totally blorft when I met Tina Fey.

by harmless drudge June 5, 2011

Blort

A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.

OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!

by coyote420 May 31, 2010

Blorp

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

by cybik November 18, 2011