bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by Guy March 29, 2005

bollocks

The UK uses the word 'Bollocks' as eyes.
If your ever complimenting someone, do say I like your bollocks

I love your Bollocks

by Maxxxson December 30, 2021

bollock

Joanne Pryce

ha bollock

by a palmer December 17, 2003

bollocks

balls
an insult, irish phrase

1)ah you fucking bollocks
2)look at the size of his bollocks

by ruairi savage September 6, 2008

bollocks

this site and the rubbish you lot come out with

above, below, every page..
every word that blabs from your 'urban' mouth is a load of bollocks

by professor has a phd July 25, 2008

bollocks

something round that lads like to play with.

my brother and some mates talk bollocks
P.S. my nans hair looks lovely gelled

by Izacc Hunt with itchy bollocks April 4, 2004