boarder

A baby who very aggressively swats their hand or foot and requires a mild board restraint to keep an IV access safe

I can't believe how many IVs that boarder has lost in the past few days! He's one strong baby!

by DonnaMR October 23, 2019

Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

by Justketchup May 29, 2020

boardies

Boardmasters, cornish festival - the only non insest thing to come out of cornwall

You going boardies this summer?
Boardies still hasn't got a line up

by heidilouisa April 26, 2021

Boardiemando

To wear board shorts without any undergarments.

See also - ‘going commando’.

‘I like surfing but I always go boardiemando.’

by GameProper December 23, 2022

boardello

A "red-light district" establishment where da ladies are so voluptuous dat you get a major "woody" anytime you "lumber" through da front door.

Prices for access to da "willing" ladies at a boardello tend to be higher than at a boredello (i.e., where da chicks aren't all dat interesting), but as da saying goes, you get what ya pay for.

by QuacksO August 14, 2024

boarderline

ski and snowbaord club at JMU.

yo boarderline is dope

by catherinescott April 8, 2024

boarderline

Are you here because your dumbass spelt this word wrong? That's JUST fine. It's spelled "borderline". Also, why the fuck are you on Urban Dictionary for the word borderline?

"I boarderline died, Matt!"

"You fucking idiot that's not how you spell it"

by anal master j November 24, 2024