Dead Beat Mother

A dead beat mother is a bitch who puts her own selfish needs before her children. A bitch that will make sure that she's groomed, but doesn't care about the appearance of her kids. A bitch who claims to do it all on her own but secretly has her baby daddy on child support. A bitch who is more concerned about the next MF instead of making sure her kids are taken care of. A bitch who will down talk a woman who makes her children her first priority while she could give two fucks about the ones she gave birth to.

She thinks she's mother of the year, but the world knows she's truly a dead beat mother.

by Fuxxxxxxkyou June 19, 2016

beat the hog

Slang: The act of male masturbation.

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

by Truant January 13, 2004

Beat Those Proper

To have good sex or to fuck well.

She went down on me and then I beat those proper.

by Slave2Rhythm January 9, 2009

beatleology

1. When you relate something in everyday life to the Beatles through any known beatle fact out there.

2. The study of anything Beatles

3. The name of the book that declares which beatle you are

1. " Life can be tough, but hey, its getting better all the time! Tomorrow never knows, so look foward to it."
"Dude! Did you just use beatleology on me?"
"Whoa, I guess I did!"

2. Ricky, Blake and Jenny were always into beatleology, and they know there's always more to learn!

3. "Hey Logan, did you read the beatleology book yet?"
" Yeah I did, I'm a Paul, who are you??"
" I got Ringo!!!"" Sweet!

by Jude Starkey December 31, 2010

burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.

'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'

by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018

Deca-beaters

The act of giving or receiving ten times the normal amount of beaters

Rachael was about to give Sarah the Deca-beaters

by Bigbeaters21 December 12, 2018

Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009