Suicide Blumpkin
Suicide Blumpkin by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012
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Masturbating while taking a shit
Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
solo blumpkin by danglyballzjohn June 9, 2015
steak blumpkin
to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne
your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
steak blumpkin by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009
smoked peppermint blumpkin
The art of receiving fellatio from someone who is smoking while you are seated on the toilet performing a bowel movement and brushing your teeth.
smoked peppermint blumpkin by joey crizz March 28, 2009
steak blumpkin
to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne
your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
steak blumpkin by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009
Sloppy Blumpkin
After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.
Sloppy Blumpkin by joabvouabf April 17, 2010