choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Uncle Dimma October 18, 2012

Blue Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of grain alcohol, sugar syrup, and blue raspberry flavoring. Can cause intoxication to "sneak up on you" due to the high amount of sugar increasing the alcohol's effect.

Yo'. That blue shit tasted like juice but I was so drunk when I tried to stand up, I fell on my ass.

by mj wright April 15, 2007

blue steel

The infamous modeling move in one of the funniest films ever: Zoolander.

Gee, Blue Steel really does look nothing like magnum

by Gretal September 19, 2005

blue screen

Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.

Ha ha... You got a blue screen.

by Chandler900 January 7, 2008

Blue Stahli

A solo musician who makes some of the best rock/metal songs ever. He is hellbent on making an emotional connection with the listener and always achieves this.

Did you hear Blue Stahli's new song Lakes of Flame? Blew my fucking socks off, man!

by Malethian January 3, 2020

blue screen of death

Bill Gates you are one sick sick man, to create something this horrible, and why does it have to be blue why can't it be green or pink or purple.

Im stitting in the computer lab and suddenly the computers one by one start to blue until all the computers around me are blue then I say to myself "oooh shit, wait until I save my work,....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
-Bastard-

by Unreal Spatula March 4, 2005

blue screen of death

1. An error message that appears on the Microsoft Windows 9.x platform. It may appear because of hardware problems, driver issues, viruses, a problem with Windows, overclocked processor or other reasons.

2. An error message that appears on the Micrsoft Windows NT/2000/XP platform due driver or hardware problems. It is also referred to as a "STOP Error" because the word "STOP" is displayed at the top of the screen. The NT/2000/XP blue screen of death usually provides more detailed information than the Win 9.x blue screen of death.

1. Bad RAM has been known to cause the blue screen of death on Windows 9.x computers.

2. A driver problem may cause Windows NT/2000/XP to display a blue screen of death containing a physical memory dump.

by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003