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blue collar butt

A condition affecting individuals in blue-collar jobs, characterized by an itchy or chapped sensation in the anal area after a bowel movement while working out in the field, often caused by physical exertion, prolonged movement on foot, or exposure to harsh bathroom conditions.
After eating $23 worth of Taco Bell and hauling epstein island documents all day, Bergman was cursed with a wild flare-up of blue collar butt, making him waddle like a penguin with a personal vendetta against his own shit shooter.
by et55 November 4, 2025
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Blue Collar Kiss

When you bow into someone’s mouth while kissing them.
“I tried to kiss this guy yesterday and he kept blue collar kissing me”
by SeptemberHans December 6, 2025
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Blue collar hug

When you use the toilet at work and the seat is still warm from the last person that used it.
by Billiam Cosby January 23, 2025
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Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.
The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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blue collar angst

1.) A feeling of dread or hopelessness that your current situation in the blue collar world is going no where fast. Coped with by sarcasm and self comedy to throw a positive spin on your situation. That feeling you get on Sunday morning knowing you have to go somewhere you don’t want to the next day.

2.) Followed quickly by a rush of Angst that pushes you to want more in life and find your purpose.

3.) A moment of complete and total clarity on what that path looks like.

4.) The feeling that fuels real change in someone’s life, and pushes them forward to learn more and be better.

5.) A badass Podcast where people from all over the Blue Collar world can share their experiences, to help somebody somewhere direct all that Blue Collar Angst into fuel and direction to get where they want to be.

6.) A name that started as an idea for a band name between two friends at work filled with Blue Collar Angst who played NOFX albums on repeat to get through the long days.
Did you listen to this weeks episode of Blue Collar Angst?! There’s so much I didn’t know about that trade, might be a good fit for me!?
by blue collar angst August 13, 2023
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blue collar pillows

The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
“That dudes wife has some big old blue collar pillows hiding under that Miller Lite tshirt”.

What is that?”
The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
by AK IQ March 1, 2024
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