Blow my nuts out

The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.

Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?

Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!

by TV CAR March 19, 2010

Blow your ass out

To suddenly release a load of wet shit that has been held in for hours, causing it to explosively exit your body.

How am I supposed to use the bathroom right after you blow your ass out?

by mittim80 April 25, 2022

BROWN EYE BLOW OUT

When you insert an m-80, black-cat or other explosive firework into one's anus and light the fuse, thus creating a brown eye blow out.

I always thought Selina was crazy, but when she pulled off a brown eye blow out, i was amazed.

by paragod November 1, 2007

blow my brains out

what i will do in a few days

me: "I'm gonna blow my brains out soon"

by jayma13222 November 9, 2022

Blow her back out

To give a woman or women the best dick from the back she will ever get you know when you’ve blown her back out when she wants you to do it again the next time y’all fuck

Omg Dominic is about to blow her back out

by The friendly neighborhood BDSM October 22, 2022

blow my guts out

violent, explosive diarrhea

That bad Chinese takeout we ate last night made me blow my guts out. My roommate could totally hear me over Call of Duty.

Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.

by Ms. Awful May 18, 2015

Blow her neck Out

When a girl gives a guy head and he cums in her mouth so hard she chokes on it.

Joe blew Lauras neck out last night.

by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004