Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

Street Fighter Blisters

The blisters on your thumbs you get after hours of playing Street Fighter, main cause is usually rubbing against the D-Pad doing a Hadouken.

A:"Dude, 'sup with your thumbs?"
B:"Street Fighter Blisters..."
A:"You need to lay off that game man, seriously."

by Ketchups92 January 28, 2010

Blitch

1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch

1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.

by fan September 28, 2006

bliterate

shortened of obliterate

Verb meaning destroy

Gnarkill: Man i just bliterated that guy...
1337cake: i know meng, hes so shamed!

by Spulumbo December 13, 2006

Blitz Wolfer

Being Normal is to boring for this type of person (scotty) loves rubix cubes

Blitz Wolfer a Youtuber loves rubix cubes

by Elijah.G December 8, 2018

Blirting

When your trying to flirt but you get so nervous your blurt our random things.

"Your as hot as my DVD player"

"What would I do without the u in me or right there isn't one, but I don't mean I don't like you I mean were not dating but I do want to"

Outlooker: "omg she is totally blirting"

by LeiRoseGST February 7, 2019