bleatch

To give some one a continuous hits by using your shoulder on any part of their body

"i'll bleatch you so hard, you wont feel your legs from your a$$"
"he bleatches me while we were playing football"

by Chemicalex November 4, 2005

Beotchi

1. The internationally recognized language of Beotches, consisting primarily of whines, moans and snivles. Particularily irritating to males of all species.

Woman: (Unintelligible whining)...why are you always doing things with your friends...(gutteral grunting)...you drink too much...(noises too high pitched for the human ear to register)...you drive too fast...

Man: I'm sorry, I don't speak Beotchi...

by balls104 August 3, 2006

Blotching

To combine the two past times of blogging and bitching

Last night I spent quite a bit of time blotching about that idiot at work!

by Chromecide March 12, 2009

Blotchetarian

The word to describe where the sun is out but there are many, quite badly defined, clouds in the sky. Normally occurs on summer mornings following uplift of mist or humid conditions during breakdown of summer weather into thundery weather.

'There are too many clouds to sunbathe in these blotchetarian weather conditions.'

by mids99 June 8, 2010

Beotché

An extension of beotch, i.e., one who possesses Beyonce-like diva tendancies.

What's with the attitude today? You're acting like a total beotché.

by P-Hizzle McSchnizzle July 21, 2011

Blertch

Reaction to something you find totally abhorrent or disgusting

I read the definition of Rainbow Kissing and my throat and stomach went Blertch

by Picklypig July 15, 2016

Blotching

Blotching is when you do a line of blow, then take a sip of Scotch and feel the relaxing yet intense wastedness, that makes you feel in control and at the same time reckless.

It had been a normal Thursday night, beginning innocently enough with some blotching at his apartment, followed by a visit to a few bars and then a dirty street dog to close down the night.

by LiamFX November 7, 2018