Paul Blart

A bloody-fart (blood+fart=blart) that happens when you do a line of cocaine. Also known as "mall copping"

This blow is good, I just about Paul Blarted myself.

by negro jesus christos February 23, 2010

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Paul Blart

Paul Blart is my hero, he is so handsome and cool. I wana be like him when i grow up.

me: paul blart
you: my idol

by pussytooth June 4, 2021

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A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods

Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants!

by funky kong 411 October 17, 2019

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Blart Attack

A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.

Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)

by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021

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Paul Blarting

A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.

I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!

by Streisand420 July 20, 2010

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