Blarned

When you have been wearing tight jeans or uncomfortable clothing all day and you finally get to wear a warm pajama before going to bed

Yesterday, it was the best night ever. I had to work all day in a tight suit and it was making it hard to breathe. I had dinner and then headed straight for the bed. I wore my new pajama and I felt so Blarned that I immediately fell asleep!

by Your Local Oracle October 2, 2020

Blarget

An individual who is prone to developing Crohn’s disease at a young age. Also is considered funny due to excessive farting and taking massive dumps.

Look at that blarget, he’s pooping in the yard again!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021

Blurged

When something has to do with a sexy motherfucker named Blurry-Skys

Bruh that content is blurged as fuck

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Blargenfeeble

The frustration of not being able to describe a feeling with words.

Ugh, I can't explain it. Just do it yourself to spare me the blargenfeeble

by Jalapeño popper April 10, 2024

Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.

Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021