Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

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Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.

Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?

by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

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sophie blaney

fancies vivienne x

sophie blaney loves eating vivs dandruff doot

by marie camille October 26, 2020

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Mr Blaney

A guy with a spanish wife that uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims

George : Oh shit! Mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to his blaney cave!

by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020

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Ryan Blaney

The act of crying after receiving a blowjob due to it not lasting long.

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"

M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"

M1: "I want you."

by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024

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