bitchmastic

A tar and asbestos coating used to protect underground pipe. Otherwise known as "pipe dope", "bitch", or "dope".

Most larger steel pipes in the ground that are fifty plus years old, have a bitchmastic coating.

by sliptwat April 6, 2010

Bitumen

1. Bitumen is black, tar-like substance which will cause a fit of the giggles in Science lessons (depending upon ones mood), as it is pronounces, "bitch-umen".
It is the pronounciation of this oil-waste that lead on from it's original definition, as 'bitumen' can in fact, be the source of many inside jokes aimed at those oblivious to those who lack a sense of humour and thus cannot tell when you have just reffered to them as a 'bitch' via the word 'bitumen'

2. It sounds as though it should be a type of Pokémon

1. Samantha, "You're such a bitumen!"
Lindsay, "Say whaaa'?"

2. Ash, "I choose you, Bitumon!"

by Ol' Jayson August 24, 2010

Bitchmade

To be made into a bitch via an action (i.e. getting dunked on in a basketball game, getting burned in a football game, etc.) or by an especially defeating and crushing insult, logic, or verbal confrontation.

"Dude, that guy just tee-bagged you on his way to dunking on your ass. You got totally bitchmade" or "Yo, how was formal last night with Veronica?"
"It went really well, we had a great time"
"That's not what I heard. I heard you got bombed and vom'd on her shoes"
"..."
"Bitchmade"

by Bishmade January 8, 2009

bitchmail

noun- When you recieve an email from someone, and the whole reason of the email is to bitch you out. It is like being yelled at via email.

Angel- Man, Micah was pissed at Princess.
Chica- Yea, you should hae seen the bitchmail he sent her, he ranted for awhile.

by sleepercell28 August 14, 2011

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

Bitchmien

Bitchmien is a creepy weird creature who does gay parties with midgets in caves

Bitchmien is goy goy

by Xyzboy September 10, 2022

Bitchmyelitis

A condition where a man is unable to get any women this condition is in 1 and every 12 men sadly it has no cure

Andy has Bitchmyelitis so he can’t speak to any women.

by Dr.luggs December 2, 2022