Bitcher Asser

Bitcher Asser, Basicly a Bitched up Asshole.

Man, hes a Bitcher asser!

by DrDelicous March 17, 2009

boyfriend bitcher

The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"

(significant other approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"

(Kathy approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.

by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010

Bitcherita

A alcoholic beverage crafted by a Texan consisting of half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a slice of lime, a splash of tonic water, and a shot of tequila. The name derives from the common opinion that Mike's Hard Lemonade is a 'bitches' drink.

It may not be a man's drink, but give me one of those bitcheritas!

by Mark C English September 29, 2010

bitcher fucker

A guy\girl that betrays their gender for an increased chance at hooking up with the other gender.

John is such a bitcher fucker. He told Britteny that I listen to nickleback.

by TheJewish Hitler June 11, 2017

BITCHER

THIS CONTROVERSIAL WORD WAS USED via email by SIU system current president RANDY DUNN, meaning: an individual or group of people who like to complain about the distribution of State Appropriation funds.

Is simply to shut up the bitchers from Carbondale who are saying loudly we shouldn't even be doing the $5.125M at this time.

by randydunn June 7, 2018

Python Bitcher, The Pitcher

A person who plays baseball and moans about anything and everything.

"Shut the FUCK up, Python Bitcher!"

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

bitchcry

A bitchcry is a male/female that acts like a dick and a pussy at the same time. They tend to be whiny, condescending, and a douche bag all rolled into one.

You're a motherfucking bitchcry!

by Roxanne Vouloir May 12, 2014