crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob

Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard

by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019

Owen bernard

A fat neek kid who is never quiet and is extremely bent

Acts like a girl is a hobbit and doesn't know how to dress properly

Oh look its Owen bernard

by Gayboy123562 October 12, 2020

Bernard Bailyn

The sexiest being alive, sure hes dead but thats not a problem. rip 7th april 2021 :(

I wish you would preserve my political liberties daddy Bernard Bailyn ;)

by bernardbailynfan64 April 21, 2022

Bernard elbow

Ignorance or to be ignorant of.
Almost stupid, but not yet knowing.

The act of being ignorant. Lack of knowledge.

Don’t be so Bernard elbow about this situation. This is serious.

Stop acting so Bernard elbow! You know you’ll never get anywhere in life being Bernard elbow. Speak with knowledge, or simply don’t say anything at all.

by Art of Online DickShinAiry May 14, 2023

uncle bernard

the man with a sex face and big penis. loves to sex AMOUG. cum all over my ass.

sexer: omg uncle bernard is here
AMOUG: omg!! uncle bernard??
uncle bernard: we will sex big cock.

by bakaslutbussylicker May 2, 2021

Mr Bernard

A smart, intelligent, kind English teacher. Have books and extreme knowledge about Ancient Egypt and more

Mr Bernard is a smart, intelligent English teacher

by Infiniscope June 1, 2021

Bernardous Baskovic

He is the gayest fellow in all the lands. (Gay as in Happy). He will make anyone Gay just by being in the room.

Bernardous Baskovic: "Man I am so Gay today because it's my friends birthday"

by The Truth Don't Argue November 19, 2019