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Bezos

When your side bitch splits your prime account and your wife splits your bank account
Yo dawg, I got bezos’ed when Mackenzie caught Lauren watching jack ryan on our prime account
by Meme_man3000 January 18, 2019
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Benzowned

The act of taking enough benzodiazpines (xanax, kpins, valium) that you are in a state of deep deep relaxation or just pretty damn messed up, being "owned" by the benzos
I just took a few bars of Xanax and I am benzowned
by BoPeepHadASheep BAAAAHH August 5, 2011
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Bezos Bucks

"Dude I work forty hours a week this job is so hard."
"Shut up and get your Bezos Bucks whitey!"
by NotSevyn January 11, 2022
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benzoylmethylecgonine

"Oooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell

Oooh that smell

The smell of death surrounds you..."

Sigmund Freud used this, regrettably, to give himself a little pick-me-up; Tony Montana's pillow stuffer; white girl; yayo; blow; snow; a precursor to crack, the crystalline rock that will drain your bank account, make your job, dog, and wife vanish, burn every bridge you once had, and turn you to a prostitute that swings every which way. As an added bonus: herpes, hepatitis C, and even AIDS can often be gifted to the user. On a positive note, it does feel good for about 15 minutes! (this product may cause heart damage, liver damage, brain damage, lung damage, everything damage, homelessness, and most certainly death; do not use while operating machinery and taking care of a baby)
"...She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, benzoylmethylecgonine..."
by Parmenides1.618 January 3, 2016
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benzo bubble

A generally glazed or confused standing narcosis that surrounds any individual who operates on a daily regimen of recreational prescription drugs. Particularly benzodiazepines such as xanax, halcion or klonopin.
Guy 1: "That yuppie lady just walked her chow right into traffic!"
Guy 2: "Wow. She's clearly in a benzo bubble."
Guy 1: "Incredulous!"
by bDub01 August 23, 2011
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Benzo Queen

A woman, dependent on benzos (benzodiazepines).
She's turning into a benzo queen.
by Benzsociety March 11, 2017
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Bezos

A very greasy shit.
I went to the toilet and a particularly nasty bezos slithered out.
by Johan Johannes September 26, 2019
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