baheem is a joke used by alot of people when they either dont know what to say or wanna interrupt someone. baheem is a translucent, dark figure that dissapears in the dark, supposedly lives in georgia, and attacks you in your sleep. baheem also hides in dark classrooms or school bathrooms. be careful of baheem
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shut the BEEEP up you annoying fuck
by Holly Matronic May 28, 2007
Get the BEEEP mug.The Behemoth Mammoth is an imaginary monster that kills and eats young children. Its place of origin is the church on Bryant Woods Dr. in Princeton, IL, and is often found lurking in the stairwell of that church, waiting for a tasty meal. It comes out just after sundown, and will make its attack(s) from dusk to dawn.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Having lived in Princeton for 9 years of my childhood, the Behemoth Mammoth was one of the monsters my parents frightened me with.
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Variation: BTM or Behenji Turned Mod. A Behenji who is trying to look hip in a clumsy, obvious manner.
Variation: BTM or Behenji Turned Mod. A Behenji who is trying to look hip in a clumsy, obvious manner.
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