shhh... bedtime.

a nice/cute way to say "shut up."

someone is being too loud or being a jerk, so you say "shhh... bedtime."

by josie comeshome April 27, 2014

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

Bedtime Salad

A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes

Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad

by lotcrossbuns November 5, 2021

pool bedtime

When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.

Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"

Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"

by rnqs23 November 30, 2010

Bedtime

Time when sometimes goes to BED

Jimmy is you're bedtime

by mamguevo November 24, 2021

be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011