sara becker

A very bitchy abnoxious person that shouldnt be in society because she has very bad diseases that cause her to go out of control.

Allison: Did you see how Katie was acting today?

Claudia:Yes she was acting just like sara becker!

by mr big belly April 17, 2011

Casey Becker

Casey (double Decker) Becker is larger person who goes by many names, some think of him as a baby hippopotamus. He is very sociable but many people hate him. His claim to fame is his size. He is also has a group of freshman girls who can't get enough of him I.E Maggie.

Bob: Hey is that Casey Becker?

Maggie: where!?!?

by dilstradamus May 25, 2014

beckeresque

Having properties similar to Becker, such as:
1. being obsessed with the military
2. being anal about stupid things
3. trying to run every group your a part of like a dictator
4. craving neil's balls on at least a subconscious level
5. getting ridiculously angry for no reason

Charlie, those secret service glasses make you look beckeresque, take them off before I hit you.

by n/ A February 4, 2007

Becker

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.

Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}

Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}

Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."

American viewer: "What a Becker."

by Rorschach348 September 4, 2009

Becker

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.

Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

Alternative-

Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."

by mfdl September 25, 2010

luke becker

luke becker is a fucking man whore. Doesn't know when to stop using women.

"oooo he's cute"
"don't fall for him he looks like a luke becker"

by _Y0ung_sinner February 20, 2017

Becked

To expose the truth using basic facts and events in a systematic and conitnuous manner. ie: opposite of swiftboating Named after Glenn Beck tv commentator

Van Jones got becked

by roachasylum September 11, 2009