The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...

Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

The best possible outcome

If...

Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Beats the shit outta me

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

by sitjpk November 5, 2012

I beat the fuck outta you goofy

It is when a goofy is saying some stupid shit and you threaten to hurt them.

Yo Connor shut yo ass up before i beat the fuck outta you goofy.

by anonymous January 2, 2022

im gonna beat the goofy outa u

This is referring to goofy from the show mickey mouse. Goofy is usually messing up things before anyone else has the chance to do so themselves. This may sound like a formal explanation but this phrase means of nothing formal at all. In conclusion, to beat the goofy out of someone would be kicking there butt until they actually believe that they cant mess up anymore because they have no goofy left in them.

Boy im gonna beat the goofy outa u if u spill one more soda on my carpet!

by Db leedtthj December 23, 2016

Beat the Bitch Outta Me

V: To exercise past the point of not wanting to workout: to workout with the intent of breaking one's own weak will. To focus primarily on the mental aspect of a workout in order to extend the limits of one's mental endurance.

Ben: What are you doing today?

James: I'm going to the gym to beat the bitch outta me.

Ben: You'll be there awhile, I imagine.

James: farts and walks away

by Centauri Soldier November 2, 2010