bear

1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)

woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

bear

to take a long time

ah dat task will take bear time!

by nettou May 2, 2006

bear

A fuzzy gay guy usually with the first name of Aaron.

"Look at that hairy dude, he's such a bear."

by GOAT_KO October 25, 2016

Bear

Bear, Slang for Police

"look out I hear there are some bears on drug dealer street!"

by whatisnttakenbypeople May 28, 2018

Bear

A hairy manly man who fucks bitches on the reg. Is often swoll AF. The opposite of a baby back bitch.

Big Dawg Bob is such a bear unlike that ogre footed guy named Brian.

by Big Dawg Bob September 9, 2018

bear

Many, lots of something

There was bear of em, I smoked bear blunts today fool

by Jedwards January 24, 2008

Bear

When you're done with a girl, you leave her a mauled, bloody mess.

- I bear'd the shit out of her!
- If you're not careful, you're gonna get a bearing.
- Someone is going to get the bear

by Ruprick January 2, 2008