Beanus

When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.

My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.

by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019

Beaut

A simple being, beginning with a love for hockey, they also love drinking beer, scoring goals, fucking women, and hanging out with the boys. They love to bullshit with each other, and spend an obscene amount of time laughing. Always down for a good time, they are the most reliable resource when it comes to any drinking activity, party, or sport. They are true hockey players, living the lifestyle, and presenting to the rest of the world.

That is a team of beauts.

by Lefty55 March 12, 2012

Beantalk

a positive expression that can mean a lot of different things in a positive light and how you use it. All about positivity.

The beantalk after practice created a brotherhood between players.

by Tfowk July 24, 2017

jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007

The Beatnuts

An underated Rap group wit Junkyard Ju Ju and Phsyco les

they sing watch out now

by Citystars September 21, 2003

beautexy

adj.

Beautiful and sexy.

She is so beautexy that she redefines "sexy".

by Prasand J. June 19, 2008

Beauticul

A beauty so immense that normal adjectives can't describe it. Used to describe an object of such great appearance that the sight of it can at times be blinding, if not fatal. Few individuals have reached this level of beauty, and as of yet, all who have, have died from seeing their own reflections, besides Chuck Norris. Mystics can notice a strong aura surrounding any objects that came in direct contact with a being or object that is beauticul.

The criminal was blinded by the beauticul Chuck Norris, and recieved a direct roundhouse kick to the face as a result.

by Skidus Markitus September 5, 2009