Pulled a bozzer

When you claim thinking one type of event or establishment is, in fact, another completely innocent type

“Love, I can explain, I pulled a Bozzer; I thought that brothel was just a furniture store”

“Mate, pulled a Bozzer it last night, smashed a bird and thought it was the missus. Had no idea!”

by Satire Enjoyer January 12, 2022

buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

Scant Buzzer

Scant Buzzer is a term created to describe a person who derives sexual thrills from the act of sniffing another persons underwear. It is often demonstrated through the physical gesture of holding three fingers over ones nose area, to simulate holding the crotch of a pair of panties, and sniffing rapidly.

"Martin, what are you doing with your face in my grandmothers underwear drawer?!"
"I'm sorry but I need to come clean.....I'm a scant buzzer."
"Dirty bastard, get out of my house!"

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

bezzer

The defination of 'bezzer' is two people come together and are best friends for ever! and ever! and ever! and ever like becky and james!!

Becky and James met one day and now they will live together for the rest of there lives in eternal happyness because they are 'bezzers'!!

by mottoyotto November 17, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

bezzerwizzer

Smart-ass or know-it-all in Danish

Jeez, man, you're such a bezzerwizzer.
Shut up, stupid bezzerwizzer.
What a bezzerwizzer.

by Blasian134 November 12, 2011