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battleshipped

(adj.) Completely and totally drunk. As in, sunk like a battleship.
"You don't even wanna know who I woke up next to, I was completely battleshipped last night.
by Nurmo January 3, 2008
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Battleships

Battleships is where you shit in your own hand and throw it over the stall wall, hoping to hit someone, aka "sinking their ship"
1: why are you covered in shit?
2: i just lost a game of battleships
by Pig Gobbler October 24, 2023
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Battleshipping

Sexual activity involving 3 or more people where two dudes lying on their back, bang either a girl or another guy who use squirt guns to spray each other with water, booze, piss, etc. Additionally it can involve gay bottoms trying to spray cum shots at each other while riding their top partners.
Last night Dave and I tried battleshipping with Jared and Steve last night and my cumshot made it directly in Steve’s mouth. It was fucking hot!
by Mordigay_Kinkstein February 15, 2019
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Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, something that sounds like it would be on Urban Dictionary
by Slaviodicus May 17, 2018
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Battleship

A type of warship used for destruction of exact or close replicas of itself
the battleship fired its 40mm cannons and ripped the open the hull of the corvette who was desperately trying to get away.
by PossesedAdmiral May 27, 2020
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Battleships

Battleships is a fun interactive group game, where you battle friends and foe in a hard war. In battleships you sit with your legs apart and connect your foot with another person or a group of people. Then the game begins... you must ejaculate on another person but you cannot move so if you ejaculate on yourself or be ejaculated on your out! Last man standing wins.
Yo, dude, I played battleships with jimmy and bill yesterday. Of course jimmy won he is the best.
by Jaffa550 January 3, 2020
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Turkish Battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.
A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018
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