a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.
I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!
by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016
Get the canyon barbermug. accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!
by broski of broskis October 8, 2019
Get the barber fornicationmug. Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.
by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017
Get the weed barbermug. Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
by Anuglyman January 10, 2022
Get the Tooth Barbermug. One of the best Laroi meme pages on Instagram and is also the person who gave the kid Laroi the buzz cut in 2019-2020
by Ashyyyyy November 22, 2021
Get the Larois barbermug. 
by Lizzie Deuces May 9, 2011
Get the sleep barbermug.