canyon barber

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.

I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!

by Emmie Wright May 05, 2016

Lyvia Barber

Has the biggest dick energy of the century. Is also a poo face.

Lyvia Barber is a poo face.

by pixieluver September 17, 2021

weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.

Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.

by Peter L. Harris January 07, 2017

Larois barber

One of the best Laroi meme pages on Instagram and is also the person who gave the kid Laroi the buzz cut in 2019-2020

Random person : Who gave the kid laroi that hair cut ???

Me : It was Larois barber from Instagram

by Ashyyyyy November 22, 2021

Tooth Barber

A Canadian phrase for the dentist.

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?

by Anuglyman January 11, 2022

sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep

Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.

by Lizzie Deuces April 19, 2011

Mrs. Barber

A bitch ass teacher

I hate Mrs.Barber

Mrs. Barber

by Mrs. Barber February 20, 2016